Cute!
But if I had a dog and he or she ate paper products, I might have to find them a stable home with vetted (sic) human "parents".
I'm joking, of course.
But like many people who went without resources for some time, I've hoarded house supplies, and I'm not a hoarder.
My relatives can't believe I spend money this way. They just can't fathom it.
Live through the kind of experience I've lived though for the last few years, and then get back to me.
I'd like a dog more than I can say, but couldn't care for one.
As petty as it might sound, he or she would have to be walked.
Not happening.
And they don't "take their shoes off at the door".
Not happening.
I'm a cat person, I know.
Many cats are abandoned in my park when people move (incredible behavior- really, shame on them).
I'd give the right one a home if he (must be male, orange, outgoing, and affectionate, meaning wants to be held constantly, if possible or not).
That's the job description.
We might find each other. We might not. We'll see.
I wish I could spend time looking, putting out good, getting to know one, and taking him to the vet.
He's going to have to find me. My will power to resist would be zero.
I don't have anything a cat could destroy.
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