Joe,
I can imagine it's easy for you!
I don't get along with bike chains. Some people just lack mechanical aptitude.
Also, I bought a tricycle. I put it inside to keep it from being stolen.
One day I took it through the front door handlebars side first and down two concrete steps.
Well, the back wheels were supposed to go first to keep control of it and keep the chain guard from grinding on the steps' ledges.
So, I lost control of it and my mind said- grab the handlebars. So I did.
The bike flipped me on a 360° path over the handlebars like an acrobat.
The next thing I knew my body was parallel to the concrete patio about 3'- 4' above it and I could see the ground approaching fast.
I had time to wrap my arms around myself so I didn't break them and tuck my head so I didn't get a head injury.
I learned this from gymnastics training in middle school.
This was the second time I had the same basic fall and was able to protect myself.
There was blood all over the place and the wounds took a couple months to heal leaving one permanent scar about 4" long below my right knee.
I sold the bike without even trying to ride it again.
I'm going to stick to automobiles.
Speaking of which, I've changed my mind about getting an older Camry, doubled my budget, and have decided on the last generation of Accent Hyundai sold in the US.
My cousin recommended it, sent me an ad for one with about 35k miles, white, showroom condition, and after looking at the specifications for good measure, fell hard (sic) for it.