Non sequitur Thread

[DougG]

How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know

[Daniel]

How did we lose Air Force One?!

[Axtremus]

Brb

[Steve Miller]

I don’t know - the couch was on fire when I laid on it.

[CHAS]

We need rain.

[Daniel]

He asked for $5,000. I laughed in his face.

[Daniel]

pen+Gear is a Walmart Inc. brand.

[jon-nyc]

18 bucks for a bag of almonds? Fuck you Laguardia Airport.

[Axtremus]

Annoying electronic beeping noise in garage.
Turns out it was alert to replace an automatic garage door opener’s depleted backup battery.
The replacement battery cost 1.5 bags of LaGuardia almonds; should be good for ~3 years.

[Rontuner]

looks like it is about time to replace the catalytic converter $$$$$

[CHAS]

Nothing like booking a flight and a shuttle after a day of tax carp.

[jon-nyc]

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

[Daniel]

I was beginning to wonder what a girl had to do to get arrested.

[jon-nyc]

The eastern box turtle is the state reptile of North Carolina.

[Daniel]

I wish the storm was making landfall here and not the panhandle.

[Steve Miller]

The state of Ohio generates roughly $1.65 billion to $1.75 billion in annual gross liquor revenue Per year.

[Daniel]

This post is deleted!

[DougG]

I was told there would be a handbasket.

[jon-nyc]

Well then wash it.

[Daniel]

It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind? Let's replace that with- It's a person's prerogative to change a person's mind. It's a person's prerogative to change a person's mind once, twice, or three times a day. There hardly seems to be enough hours in a day for a person to change a person's mind four times in a day, but it's entirely possible.