Non sequitur Thread

[Rontuner]

looks like it is about time to replace the catalytic converter $$$$$

[CHAS]

Nothing like booking a flight and a shuttle after a day of tax carp.

[jon-nyc]

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

[Daniel]

I was beginning to wonder what a girl had to do to get arrested.

[jon-nyc]

The eastern box turtle is the state reptile of North Carolina.

[Daniel]

I wish the storm was making landfall here and not the panhandle.

[Steve Miller]

The state of Ohio generates roughly $1.65 billion to $1.75 billion in annual gross liquor revenue Per year.

[Daniel]

I didn't only get called on the carpet. I got pulled up short. I can't be mad about it. I feel relieved to be honest.

[DougG]

I was told there would be a handbasket.

[jon-nyc]

Well then wash it.

[Daniel]

It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind? Let's replace that with- It's a person's prerogative to change a person's mind. It's a person's prerogative to change a person's mind once, twice, or three times a day. There hardly seems to be enough hours in a day for a person to change a person's mind four times in a day, but it's entirely possible.