Non sequitur Thread

[Daniel]

A little birdie told me.

[Axtremus]

It's so unfair!

[jon-nyc]

You don’t understand. Chunks is my dog.

[DougG]

How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know

[Daniel]

How did we lose Air Force One?!

[Axtremus]

Brb

[Steve Miller]

I don’t know - the couch was on fire when I laid on it.

[CHAS]

We need rain.

[Daniel]

He asked for $5,000. I laughed in his face.

[Daniel]

pen+Gear is a Walmart Inc. brand.

[jon-nyc]

18 bucks for a bag of almonds? Fuck you Laguardia Airport.

[Axtremus]

Annoying electronic beeping noise in garage.
Turns out it was alert to replace an automatic garage door opener’s depleted backup battery.
The replacement battery cost 1.5 bags of LaGuardia almonds; should be good for ~3 years.

[Rontuner]

looks like it is about time to replace the catalytic converter $$$$$

[CHAS]

Nothing like booking a flight and a shuttle after a day of tax carp.

[jon-nyc]

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

[Daniel]

I was beginning to wonder what a girl had to do to get arrested.

[jon-nyc]

The eastern box turtle is the state reptile of North Carolina.

[Daniel]

I wish the storm was making landfall here and not the panhandle.

[Steve Miller]

The state of Ohio generates roughly $1.65 billion to $1.75 billion in annual gross liquor revenue Per year.

[Daniel]

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