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Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Off Key - General Discussion
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    jon-nyc
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    #2

    And I never saw her again.

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      Steve Miller
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      #3

      It was like that when I got here.

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        jon-nyc
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        #4

        You’re gonna HATE Thursdays.

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        😊
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          CHAS
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          #5

          We don't do it that way.

          Illegitimi non carborundum

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            jon-nyc
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            #6

            Is that what the kids are calling it now.

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              Daniel
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              #7

              A little birdie told me.

              'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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              • AxtremusA
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                Axtremus
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                #8

                It's so unfair!

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                  jon-nyc
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                  #9

                  You don’t understand. Chunks is my dog.

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                  • DougGD
                    DougGD
                    DougG
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                    #10

                    How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know

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                      Daniel
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                      #11

                      How did we lose Air Force One?!

                      'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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                      • AxtremusA
                        AxtremusA
                        Axtremus
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                        #12

                        Brb

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                          Steve Miller
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                          #13

                          I don’t know - the couch was on fire when I laid on it.

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                            CHAS
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                            #14

                            We need rain.

                            Illegitimi non carborundum

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                              Daniel
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                              #15

                              He asked for $5,000. I laughed in his face.

                              'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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                                Daniel
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                                #16

                                pen+Gear is a Walmart Inc. brand.

                                'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  18 bucks for a bag of almonds? Fuck you Laguardia Airport.

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                                  • AxtremusA
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                                    Axtremus
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                                    #18

                                    Annoying electronic beeping noise in garage.
                                    Turns out it was alert to replace an automatic garage door opener’s depleted backup battery.
                                    The replacement battery cost 1.5 bags of LaGuardia almonds; should be good for ~3 years.

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                                      Rontuner
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                                      looks like it is about time to replace the catalytic converter $$$$$

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                                        CHAS
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                                        #20

                                        Nothing like booking a flight and a shuttle after a day of tax carp.

                                        Illegitimi non carborundum

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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          #21

                                          Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

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