Two elderly gentlemen
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Two elderly gentlemen had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me .... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is..'
His friend stared at him for at least three minutes -- he just stared and stared at him.
Finally he said, 'How soon do you need to know?
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An old man is watching a movie with his wife when the doorbell rings. He answers it and it’s his best friend- another old man.
The friend asks him what he’s up to and he says he’s watching a movie and it’s the best movie he’s seen in decades.
The friend asks him what the name of the movie is.
He stops and thinks for a bit, looking a little confused. Then a glimmer of light crosses his face and he’s about to speak up, only to pause again for a minute or two.
Finally he says to his friend, what’s the name of that flower that women love, you know, with all the thorns?
His friend says ‘you mean, a rose?’
He says, YES! Thanks!, He then turns around and screams “Hey Rose - what’s the name of that movie we’re watching?”
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Three old guys on a bench:
“It’s windy!”
“No it’s not, it’s Thursday!”
“I’m thirsty too. Let’s go get a beer!”
