“It’s windy!”

“No it’s not, it’s Thursday!”

“I’m thirsty too. Let’s go get a beer!”

The friend asks him what he’s up to and he says he’s watching a movie and it’s the best movie he’s seen in decades.

The friend asks him what the name of the movie is.

He stops and thinks for a bit, looking a little confused. Then a glimmer of light crosses his face and he’s about to speak up, only to pause again for a minute or two.

Finally he says to his friend, what’s the name of that flower that women love, you know, with all the thorns?

His friend says ‘you mean, a rose?’

He says, YES! Thanks!, He then turns around and screams “Hey Rose - what’s the name of that movie we’re watching?”