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Melania, the movie isn't doing too well

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    AndyD
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    Probably a mix of nobody knows or cares about her, nobody likes Trump, and it sounds like an infectious disease

    Ventosa viri restabit

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      Trump fatigue.

      “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
      ― Douglas Adams

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      • B Bernard

        Millions and millions of Bezos' dollars for production and marketing. Makes him look like a damned fool.

        The Guardian reports that “UK ticket sales for Melania are so far ‘soft,’ according to Tim Richards, the chief executive of Vue, one of the country’s biggest cinema operators. Just one ticket has been sold for the first 3.10pm screening on Friday at its flagship Islington branch in London, while two have been booked for 6pm.
        “At the time of publication, all seats remained available for the 28 screenings of Melania at the Blackburn, Castleford and Hamilton branches.”
        “The picture was slightly rosier at the Cineworld in Wandsworth, which had sold four tickets, while five backrow seats were also booked at the Cineworld in Broughton.”
        So, that’s a total of 11 tickets so far.

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        AdagioM
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        @Bernard not a fool. He knew what he was purchasing with his donation.

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          https://wtf.coffee-room.com/post/21768

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            wtg
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            The movie has been pulled from distribution in South Africa.

            https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/melania-trump-documentary-pulled-from-south-african-theaters/

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            • A AndyD

              Probably a mix of nobody knows or cares about her, nobody likes Trump, and it sounds like an infectious disease

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              Daniel
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              @AndyD said in Melania, the movie isn't doing too well:

              Probably a mix of nobody knows or cares about her, nobody likes Trump, and it sounds like an infectious disease

              Omg. Too funny.

              'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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              • A AndyD

                Probably a mix of nobody knows or cares about her, nobody likes Trump, and it sounds like an infectious disease

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                CHAS
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                @AndyD said in Melania, the movie isn't doing too well:

                Probably a mix of nobody knows or cares about her, nobody likes Trump, and it sounds like an infectious disease

                Bet it itches

                "If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary."-David Sedaris

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                  jon-nyc
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                  IMG_0115.jpeg

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                    Axtremus
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                    Link to video

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                    • C CHAS

                      @AndyD said in Melania, the movie isn't doing too well:

                      Probably a mix of nobody knows or cares about her, nobody likes Trump, and it sounds like an infectious disease

                      Bet it itches

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                      @CHAS said in Melania, the movie isn't doing too well:

                      @AndyD said in Melania, the movie isn't doing too well:

                      Probably a mix of nobody knows or cares about her, nobody likes Trump, and it sounds like an infectious disease

                      Bet it itches

                      rotfl

                      'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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                        jon-nyc
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                        IMG_0160.jpeg

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                          CHAS
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                          LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

                          "If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary."-David Sedaris

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                            jon-nyc
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                            09075eab-d367-4f97-9e30-920a8b9bf33f.jpeg

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                            🤣 😁
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                              Piano*Dad
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                              The memes are great ...

                              Now, it's just possible that a Democratic administration could use all this influence buying to hang dozens of billionaires in 2029, starting with Bezos. Can't wait.

                              Crazy economist who likes to write about higher education.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                The blue ray is out already.

                                IMG_0164.jpeg

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                                  wtg
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                                  NY Magazine highlighted the best of the reviews. (looks like the link is free for a limited time):

                                  https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/melania-documentary-movie-review-roundup-what-critics-are-saying.html
                                  https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/films/reviews/melania-trump-movie-review-documentary-b2911108.html

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                                    Culled from Facebook comments:

                                    “Abraham Lincoln saw it. He said it was the worst experience he’d ever had in a theater”

                                    “I called the theater to find out what time the showing started. They said, ‘What time can you get here?’”

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                                      Culled from Facebook comments:

                                      “Abraham Lincoln saw it. He said it was the worst experience he’d ever had in a theater”

                                      “I called the theater to find out what time the showing started. They said, ‘What time can you get here?’”

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                                      wtg
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                                      @RealPlayer 🤣

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                                        wtg
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                                        From New York magazine:

                                        Melania Is Actually a Movie About Hallways

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                                          Regular attendees at the Kennedy Center speak out.

                                          https://washingtonian.com/2026/01/30/kennedy-center-regulars-did-not-enjoy-the-melania-premiere/

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