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I’m almost tempted to attend the open house

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    AndyD
    wrote on last edited by AndyD
    #5

    I'm torn, because, with a car port added over the entrance, and inside some nice Persian rugs and choice furniture to add colour and texture, I reckon it will be absolutely fabulous.
    Certainly an austere blank canvas at the moment.

    Ventosa viri restabit

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    • B Bernard

      Good luck finding your white gloves in there! Reminds me of the Absolutely Fabulous episode, "The New Best Friend." 🙂

      From the outside, it looks like a mega church. The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

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      ShiroKuro
      wrote on last edited by ShiroKuro
      #6

      @wtg omg that’s wild.

      Maybe they should fill it with furniture designed by the person who did the furniture for the ShiroKuro sushi place I posted a while back. It would be like living in the Take On Me video.

      @Bernard said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:

      The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

      😂 😂 😂

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        Steve Miller
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        The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

        The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.

        The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.

        The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.

        Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.

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          The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

          The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.

          The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.

          The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.

          Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.

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          ShiroKuro
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          @Steve-Miller said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:

          The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

          especially in the basement!

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            Daniel
            wrote on last edited by Daniel
            #9

            McMansion from hell.

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              CHAS
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              #10

              That place makes me want to take a bag of cans of spray paint of different colors to it.
              I like white walls, but...
              Adding some Oriental rugs, etc. might make it ok.

              "If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary."-David Sedaris

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                Axtremus
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                Not sure I want all that stone floor for my piano.
                Toilet too close to a wall, may feel claustrophobic.
                Garage not really connected to the house, may get wet when walking from garage to house when it rains.

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                  Bernard
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                  #12

                  "Regional Car Dealership Rococo"

                  The industrial revolution cheapened everything.

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                    "Regional Car Dealership Rococo"

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                    ShiroKuro
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                    @Bernard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                      Daniel
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                      #14

                      Imagine having a budget of 1.7 million to hire an architectural firm to buy whatever kind of lot/ land and steer all of your budget into something you could think of as your dream house.

                      It wouldn't take me a minute to decide to do that instead of buying some AI looking monstrosity.

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