I’m almost tempted to attend the open house
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Good luck finding your white gloves in there! Reminds me of the Absolutely Fabulous episode, "The New Best Friend."

From the outside, it looks like a mega church. The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!
@wtg omg that’s wild.
Maybe they should fill it with furniture designed by the person who did the furniture for the ShiroKuro sushi place I posted a while back. It would be like living in the Take On Me video.
@Bernard said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:
The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

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The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.
The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.
The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.
The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.
Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.
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The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.
The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.
The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.
The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.
Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.
@Steve-Miller said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:
The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.
especially in the basement!
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Imagine having a budget of 1.7 million to hire an architectural firm to buy whatever kind of lot/ land and steer all of your budget into something you could think of as your dream house.
It wouldn't take me a minute to decide to do that instead of buying some AI looking monstrosity.
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