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I’m almost tempted to attend the open house

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    Bernard
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    Good luck finding your white gloves in there! Reminds me of the Absolutely Fabulous episode, "The New Best Friend." 🙂

    From the outside, it looks like a mega church. The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

    The industrial revolution cheapened everything.

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      On the north side of my town. Eek.

      https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2315-N-Arlington-Heights-Rd_Arlington-Heights_IL_60004_M83478-53783

      Trying to figure out the choice of kitchen counter and backsplash in the main kitchen.

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      Bernard
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      @wtg Wear white, no one will notice you're there!

      The industrial revolution cheapened everything.

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        wtg
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        🤣

        When the world wearies and society ceases to satisfy, there is always the garden - Minnie Aumônier

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          AndyD
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          I'm torn, because, with a car port added over the entrance, and inside some nice Persian rugs and choice furniture to add colour and texture, I reckon it will be absolutely fabulous.
          Certainly an austere blank canvas at the moment.

          Ventosa viri restabit

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            Good luck finding your white gloves in there! Reminds me of the Absolutely Fabulous episode, "The New Best Friend." 🙂

            From the outside, it looks like a mega church. The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

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            ShiroKuro
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            #6

            @wtg omg that’s wild.

            Maybe they should fill it with furniture designed by the person who did the furniture for the ShiroKuro sushi place I posted a while back. It would be like living in the Take On Me video.

            @Bernard said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:

            The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

            😂 😂 😂

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              Steve Miller
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              The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

              The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.

              The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.

              The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.

              Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.

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                The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

                The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.

                The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.

                The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.

                Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.

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                ShiroKuro
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                @Steve-Miller said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:

                The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

                especially in the basement!

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                  Daniel
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                  McMansion from hell.

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                    CHAS
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                    That place makes me want to take a bag of cans of spray paint of different colors to it.
                    I like white walls, but...
                    Adding some Oriental rugs, etc. might make it ok.

                    "If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary."-David Sedaris

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                      Axtremus
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                      Not sure I want all that stone floor for my piano.
                      Toilet too close to a wall, may feel claustrophobic.
                      Garage not really connected to the house, may get wet when walking from garage to house when it rains.

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                        Bernard
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                        "Regional Car Dealership Rococo"

                        The industrial revolution cheapened everything.

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                        😊 😁
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                          "Regional Car Dealership Rococo"

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                          ShiroKuro
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                          @Bernard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                            Daniel
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                            Imagine having a budget of 1.7 million to hire an architectural firm to buy whatever kind of lot/ land and steer all of your budget into something you could think of as your dream house.

                            It wouldn't take me a minute to decide to do that instead of buying some AI looking monstrosity.

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