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I’m almost tempted to attend the open house

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    AndyD
    wrote on last edited by AndyD
    #5

    I'm torn, because, with a car port added over the entrance, and inside some nice Persian rugs and choice furniture to add colour and texture, I reckon it will be absolutely fabulous.
    Certainly an austere blank canvas at the moment.

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    • B Bernard

      Good luck finding your white gloves in there! Reminds me of the Absolutely Fabulous episode, "The New Best Friend." 🙂

      From the outside, it looks like a mega church. The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

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      ShiroKuro
      wrote on last edited by ShiroKuro
      #6

      @wtg omg that’s wild.

      Maybe they should fill it with furniture designed by the person who did the furniture for the ShiroKuro sushi place I posted a while back. It would be like living in the Take On Me video.

      @Bernard said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:

      The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

      😂 😂 😂

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        Steve Miller
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        The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

        The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.

        The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.

        The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.

        Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.

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          The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

          The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.

          The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.

          The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.

          Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.

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          ShiroKuro
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          @Steve-Miller said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:

          The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

          especially in the basement!

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            Daniel
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            #9

            McMansion from hell.

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              CHAS
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              #10

              That place makes me want to take a bag of cans of spray paint of different colors to it.
              I like white walls, but...
              Adding some Oriental rugs, etc. might make it ok.

              "The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils;” - Shakespeare

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                Axtremus
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                Not sure I want all that stone floor for my piano.
                Toilet too close to a wall, may feel claustrophobic.
                Garage not really connected to the house, may get wet when walking from garage to house when it rains.

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                  Bernard
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                  #12

                  "Regional Car Dealership Rococo"

                  The industrial revolution cheapened everything.

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                  😊 😁
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                    "Regional Car Dealership Rococo"

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                    ShiroKuro
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                    #13

                    @Bernard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                      Daniel
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                      Imagine having a budget of 1.7 million to hire an architectural firm to buy whatever kind of lot/ land and steer all of your budget into something you could think of as your dream house.

                      It wouldn't take me a minute to decide to do that instead of buying some AI looking monstrosity.

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