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I’m almost tempted to attend the open house

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    wtg
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    #4

    🤣

    When the world wearies and society ceases to satisfy, there is always the garden - Minnie Aumônier

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      AndyD
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      #5

      I'm torn, because, with a car port added over the entrance, and inside some nice Persian rugs and choice furniture to add colour and texture, I reckon it will be absolutely fabulous.
      Certainly an austere blank canvas at the moment.

      Ventosa viri restabit

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      • B Bernard

        Good luck finding your white gloves in there! Reminds me of the Absolutely Fabulous episode, "The New Best Friend." 🙂

        From the outside, it looks like a mega church. The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

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        ShiroKuro
        wrote on last edited by ShiroKuro
        #6

        @wtg omg that’s wild.

        Maybe they should fill it with furniture designed by the person who did the furniture for the ShiroKuro sushi place I posted a while back. It would be like living in the Take On Me video.

        @Bernard said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:

        The foyer looks like a great place to roller skate!

        😂 😂 😂

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          Steve Miller
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          #7

          The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

          The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.

          The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.

          The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.

          Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.

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            The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

            The first laundry room with the white appliances was designed by someone who has never done laundry. The second laundry room has black appliances - really the only color in the house. I suspect they were brought in from a previous house to save money.

            The kitchen looks like AI - there’s no kitchen sink and the work triangle is non-existent. The plants photograph gray for some reason. Very strange.

            The garage is absurdly small for a house of that size, and it’s hard to believe that they never finished the drywall.

            Looks like they ran out of money when it came time to install vanities. I suspect they’re stock Home Depot units and if they aren’t they’re perfect copies.

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            ShiroKuro
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            @Steve-Miller said in I’m almost tempted to attend the open house:

            The foo-foo Provincial furniture looks ridiculous.

            especially in the basement!

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              Daniel
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              #9

              McMansion from hell.

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                CHAS
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                #10

                That place makes me want to take a bag of cans of spray paint of different colors to it.
                I like white walls, but...
                Adding some Oriental rugs, etc. might make it ok.

                "If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary."-David Sedaris

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                  Axtremus
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                  Not sure I want all that stone floor for my piano.
                  Toilet too close to a wall, may feel claustrophobic.
                  Garage not really connected to the house, may get wet when walking from garage to house when it rains.

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                    Bernard
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                    #12

                    "Regional Car Dealership Rococo"

                    The industrial revolution cheapened everything.

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                    • B Bernard

                      "Regional Car Dealership Rococo"

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                      ShiroKuro
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                      #13

                      @Bernard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                        Daniel
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                        #14

                        Imagine having a budget of 1.7 million to hire an architectural firm to buy whatever kind of lot/ land and steer all of your budget into something you could think of as your dream house.

                        It wouldn't take me a minute to decide to do that instead of buying some AI looking monstrosity.

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