Minimalist, you say?

[ShiroKuro]

The word tacky came to mind.... and then I read the description....

while the living room takes center stage with a stripper pole for entertainment and a 10-person hot tub

Jezzus. They could have at least said "pole for dancing."

[Daniel]

I can't answer to the cultural challenges of the place but that's an unimpressive house, imo. My Colorado fantasy involves something nicer and more private.

[wtg]

@Steve-Miller said in Minimalist, you say?:

I like the fact $1.6 mil doesn’t even get you a driveway.

Who needs a driveway when you have a hot tub, stripper pole, basketball court, and chandelier?

There's also this:

This unique home offers a blend of bold design and modern comfort, set on a spacious 1.6-acre lot. Not only does it feature incredible amenities, but it also includes a subdivision plan for 11 townhomes, providing an exciting investment opportunity for future development.

[Piano*Dad]

No, no, a thousand times no ...

[Steve Miller]

Oh. $1.6 mil includes subdivision plans.

Might be a better deal than I thought.

[Mik]

You mean you get the rest of the development lots with it?

[wtg]

Sounded like it.

[wtg]

It made Zillow Gone Wild.

https://zillowgonewild.com/2908-kennedy-ave-grand-junction-co-81504/

[wtg]

Assessor info. Owner is James Lange.

https://emap.mesacounty.us/assessor_lookup/

Looks like he's a Republican.

https://voterrecords.com/voter/746114/james-lange

Here's a map of where the property is located:

https://emap.mesacounty.us/viewer/?maptype=eassessor&ACCOUNTNO=R034464

And here's the Grand Junction Development Department site. I can't find the subdivision that's mentioned in the listing. Could be there's a plan but it hasn't been submitted for review yet?

https://gjcitygis.maps.arcgis.com/apps/MapSeries/index.html?appid=ffefbcc354564836907241c780993328

I love the internet....

[wtg]

The story behind the house.

https://www.kjct8.com/2025/01/02/local-home-sale-with-stripper-pole-goes-viral/

[Big_Al]

Odd that it is new construction and also for sale. I wonder what the owner was thinking?

Big Al