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  • DougGD
    DougGD
    DougG
    wrote last edited by
    #34

    there ain't no sanity clause.

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      Daniel
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      #35

      If the judge asks you if you've taken any medications just say no.

      I get the "you might be impaired" part.

      But 200 million+ people take Dr. prescribed medications.

      FFS.

      'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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        Daniel
        wrote last edited by
        #36

        One more lawsuit and I'll be done. I hope.

        'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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          Bernard
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          #37

          Them: "Yes, we're taking new patients. We can book your initial visit for next April."
          Me: "So you're not taking new patients now."

          The industrial revolution cheapened everything.

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            Daniel
            wrote last edited by
            #38

            I have an appt on Month X at Time Y.

            Take it or leave it.

            'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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            • DougGD
              DougGD
              DougG
              wrote last edited by
              #39

              I miss the old days with each village only had one idiot.

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              🤣
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                Daniel
                wrote last edited by
                #40

                Time to get naked.

                'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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                  Daniel
                  wrote last edited by
                  #41

                  When you calculate your trustee's compensation and think that's a good gig FFS.

                  'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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                  • wtgW
                    wtgW
                    wtg
                    wrote last edited by
                    #42

                    But ice cream has no bones.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote last edited by jon-nyc
                      #43

                      It’s not a podium, it’s a lectern. Podium is the raised platform (pod=feet). The lectern is the thing you put your notes on where the microphone (often) is.

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