Introducing your new National Parks annual pass!

[Piano*Dad]

https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2025/11/30/USAT/87539413007-pass.jpg?width=660&height=416&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp

[Piano*Dad]

Fortunately, I'm an oldster. If I were forced to buy one of these I would use some sharp object to obliterate the image on the right. I suspect national park employees who saw it would smile and wave me through.

Next, I'm sure well be seeing this on US postage.

In imitation of his buddy here:

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2F-%2Fzh_TW%2FStamp-Germany-Scott-Third-Hitler%2Fdp%2FB00UEU5CZ4&psig=AOvVaw2JMEFkKoeKWidyjh7e-pjU&ust=1764642541217000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBYQjRxqFwoTCPClwPKrm5EDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE

[RealPlayer]

If those Trump-image coins come to pass, I will never use them. The unmitigated gall!