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    CHAS
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    I was on vacation in Madrid.
    Whilst sniffling and coughing and rolling around in the hotel bed, I realized I needed medicalattention, so I called the concierge to get help.
    "Oh, so you're sick!" came the reply. "Not a problem, we'll send our very own hotel doctor up to your room right away!"
    The doctor strolled into the room within seconds, and whilst | stuttered and tried to comprehend the situation, he gave me some medicine to ease the symptoms. When I finally stammered out "h...how does the hotel have their own doctor on
    call?"'
    He simply shook his head and cracked a smile, and replied:
    "Nobody expects the Spanish inn physician."

    Stolen from George Vee

    "If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary."-David Sedaris

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    😝 😁
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      Bernard
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      Groan.

      The industrial revolution cheapened everything.

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        wtg
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        😁 😁 😁

        When the world wearies and society ceases to satisfy, there is always the garden - Minnie AumΓ΄nier

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          jon-nyc
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          Ha

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            AdagioM
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            Ha ha

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              Daniel
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              Ha ha ha

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