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Happy belated birthday, Andy!

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      Steve Miller
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      Happy Birthday! πŸŽ‚

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        AndyD
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        πŸ™‚ thank you. We went to a local pub and ate far too much, then snoozed the rest of the afternoon away.

        To celebrate, I started a new project:
        To rescue the garage doors and surround which were going to be replaced with brick & steel

        Before:
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        Windows done:
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        Garage doors, the rolling hardware & surrounding wood all need attention
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        Ventosa viri restabit

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          Daniel
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          Andy, Happy Birthday!

          You're doing great with your house.

          I'm not mechanically inclined and have no patience for large renovations.

          We've been renovating this place for eight years and we're never going to finish!

          'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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            CHAS
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            HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDY!!!

            "If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary."-David Sedaris

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              AndyD
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              I 'discovered' another poet this week, so to thank you for your good wishes, here's a few lines I hope you'll enjoy, a comic melancholy on life:

              I had a hippopotamus; I kept him in a shed
              And fed him upon vitamins and vegetable bread.
              I made him my companion on many cheery walks,
              And had his portrait done by a celebrity in chalks.

              His charming eccentricities were known on every side.
              The creature's popularity was wonderfully wide.
              He frolicked with the Rector in a dozen friendly tussles,
              Who could not but remark on his hippopotamuscles.

              If he should be affected by depression or the dumps
              By hippopotameasles or hippopotamumps
              I never knew a particle of peace 'till it was plain
              He was hippopotamasticating properly again.

              I had a hippopotamus, I loved him as a friend
              But beautiful relationships are bound to end.
              Time takes, alas! our joys from us and robs us of our blisses.
              My hippopotamus turned out to be a hippopotamissus.

              My housekeeper regarded him with jaundice in her eye.
              She did not want a colony of hippopotami.
              She borrowed a machine gun from her soldier-nephew, Percy
              And showed my hippopotamus no hippopotamercy.

              My house now lacks the glamour that the charming creature gave.
              The garage where I kept him is as silent as a grave.
              No longer he displays among the motor-tires and spanners
              His hippopotamastery of hippopotamanners.

              No longer now he gambols in the orchard in the Spring;
              No longer do I lead him through the village on a string;
              No longer in the mornings does the neighbourhood rejoice
              To his hippopotamusically-modulated voice.

              I had a hippopotamus, but nothing upon the earth
              Is constant in its happiness or lasting in its mirth.
              No life that's joyful can be strong enough to smother
              My sorrow for what might have been a hippopotamother.

              Ventosa viri restabit

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                Daniel
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                Poignant and whimsical.

                At least being "an eccentric" is a personality type over there. Of course, we have eccentrics (e.g. Emily Dickinson, Walt Whitman, our greatest poets) but it isn't "a thing."

                'But as they said in one of the later Rocky movies, "Time...it's undefeated.".-- Mik

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                  Happy Britney @andyd !!!

                  About that poem… given the state of the world, these day I prefer a little more comedy and less melancholy πŸ˜…

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                    Try a chap who publishes under the moniker Brian Bilston. A true poet, his wit and humour are often written with unusual appropriate style.

                    Much more than your limerick, I just opened one of his books and got this

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                    Ventosa viri restabit

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                      I 'discovered' another poet this week, so to thank you for your good wishes, here's a few lines I hope you'll enjoy, a comic melancholy on life:

                      I had a hippopotamus; I kept him in a shed
                      And fed him upon vitamins and vegetable bread.
                      I made him my companion on many cheery walks,
                      And had his portrait done by a celebrity in chalks.

                      His charming eccentricities were known on every side.
                      The creature's popularity was wonderfully wide.
                      He frolicked with the Rector in a dozen friendly tussles,
                      Who could not but remark on his hippopotamuscles.

                      If he should be affected by depression or the dumps
                      By hippopotameasles or hippopotamumps
                      I never knew a particle of peace 'till it was plain
                      He was hippopotamasticating properly again.

                      I had a hippopotamus, I loved him as a friend
                      But beautiful relationships are bound to end.
                      Time takes, alas! our joys from us and robs us of our blisses.
                      My hippopotamus turned out to be a hippopotamissus.

                      My housekeeper regarded him with jaundice in her eye.
                      She did not want a colony of hippopotami.
                      She borrowed a machine gun from her soldier-nephew, Percy
                      And showed my hippopotamus no hippopotamercy.

                      My house now lacks the glamour that the charming creature gave.
                      The garage where I kept him is as silent as a grave.
                      No longer he displays among the motor-tires and spanners
                      His hippopotamastery of hippopotamanners.

                      No longer now he gambols in the orchard in the Spring;
                      No longer do I lead him through the village on a string;
                      No longer in the mornings does the neighbourhood rejoice
                      To his hippopotamusically-modulated voice.

                      I had a hippopotamus, but nothing upon the earth
                      Is constant in its happiness or lasting in its mirth.
                      No life that's joyful can be strong enough to smother
                      My sorrow for what might have been a hippopotamother.

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                      Steve Miller
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                      @AndyD That’s great! πŸ‘

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