Most repeated attempt at humor on the internet today.
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Man, I'm feeling left out. Mitch is burning up the phone lines but he hasn't called me yet. Thune, Barasso, Scott Jennings...
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/07/mitch-mcconnell-health-senate-gop.html
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"My doctors have confirmed that I didn't break any bones or suffer a concussion. I didn't have a heart attack or a stroke. I don't have any tumors or hemorrhages," McConnell said Sunday. "But I was briefly unconscious and was taken to the hospital. While receiving excellent care over the past several weeks, I've also had to deal with a mild case of pneumonia."
His doctors are trying to figure out what caused the incident, McConnell said, adding he's doing everything they ask to speed up his recovery.
"In fact, with signs of continued progress, I've been able to move from hospital care to a rehabilitation center where I'll keep regaining my strength," he said.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-health-update-pneumonia-unconscious/
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A fall with a brief case of pneumonia, followed by a period of rehab is probably the most believable case for him having been in the hospital so long and not on life support
so this could be true, or it would be the lie I would make up if it’s not true.
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