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@Mark Thank you very much. Enjoyed it. I am impressed.

https://michaeltilsonthomas.com/

Watched him rehearse with the orchestra one morning in Aspen in the old tent. Gil Shaham was rehearsing for a solo.
There was one other person in the tent enjoying the free music.

When I read, Robot Cooks and Cleans and Lasts for Years $4.99, I will be impressed.

Looks great. After having to cancel trips to Japan in September and April we are going to Denmark, Oslo, and Stockholm in June.

Good story. Glad I was not involved.
Thanks for the advice.
My electrical skills don't extend much past rewiring a lamp.
Have a friend who rewired and 18 wheeler, my hot tub and many other things. With that I don't need to know a lot about electrical things.

That is good.

@Mik Haha I know the feeling.

Well played. The jury panel will be in awe.
What piece is that?

@DougG
D'oh
If it were real Doug would be in it.

Snotty Receptionist

Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate

exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have

either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a

large unfriendly woman who looked more like a Sumo wrestler than woman.

I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to

Look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered

quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE

OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR

THAT DID YOURS.”

The room erupted in applause!

DON’T MESS WITH US OLD RETIRED GUYS.

I like going for a walk in the rain and sailing in the rain. It cleans the air. That makes me feel better.

@kluurs Was that when they fenced him in or out?

Trump's gestapo again.

Festus is in the French part of Missouri. They are known for being contrary.
The first European settlement west of the Mississippi was in Ste. Genivieve, south of Festus.

Suicides and bankruptcies around my farmland. The three farm operators leasing my land are hanging on so far. Two of them owe money on land they have bought.

Where do they put all those books? I will not live long enough to read all the books in my ipad library.
The difference between man and dogs is that dogs never buy more books than they can read.

It is great that people are using their power. Hope they continue to do that instead of feeling powerless.

I have synthetic cartilage in my big toe joint. Maybe that will become suitable for knees and hips.

Who will rid me of this meddlesome politician?

@jon-nyc Because being judgemental is more fun?