WTF-Beta

I’ve been skipping breakfast for a bit more than 10 years now and it suits me pretty well. (I dislike when people call it. Intermittent fasting. I am not fasting, I just eat at different times.)

The only exception is when I’m traveling for work and the hotel has a free breakfast buffet. all bets are off then….

I hope the fact that I still look 28 years old doesn’t prevent me from being eligible.

my whole family lives in French these days except for me. Fortunately, they seem to be OK making these same sorts of jokes about themselves. Bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys…

this guy lost credibility with me when he used the phrase,” hard-working French people”.

Deer

hokey

catch-up

I was just talking about this to a friend of mine from high school yesterday. My first exposure to Lehrer was a 78 rpm record that my Dad bought in the 1950s of his first songs. When the Vatican rag came out, the sheet music wasn’t readily available so it was one of the first pieces my brother Bruce learned to play by ear. For the wild and crazy crowd we hung around with at the Methodist youth fellowship, This was a big hit..

@wtg

I read the first line of your post as “IKEA assessment”. I presumed the story was gonna say that it was going to be hard to put back together….

is this what people are referring to when they talk about Bromance?

my 38 year wedding anniversary is in about two weeks, so pretty close to the same!

Of course, it’s also pretty close to the 19th anniversary of my divorce…

roads

I thought more people would mention achy Breaky heart in this thread.

while I agree that everything‘s gotten more expensive, of the 18 things on that list they’re only three or four that I’ve spent money on in about the last 20 years. my recent experience with Panera has been similar to WTG‘s.

But for frame of reference on some of these other items, the last singing group’s concert I can recall going to was ….The Mills Brothers.

It’s a dog-eat -dog world out there and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.

Women. You can’t live with them….. pass the beer nuts.

Two norm quotes I carry around in my head with me…

I love that show, although I identified more with Cliff than with Norm…

I had not realized, till I read this article, that Vera the voice on the phone of his wife was really played by his wife. I love that..

Wtg - have fun explaining this joke to your ESL students…

If you have difficulty taking your own picture in the hotel’s sauna ..

You may have selfie-steam issues.

father’s Day is coming soon and it’s important to adjust one’s sense of humor appropriately in preparation…

I am officially at the age where no prices of anything make any sense to me.

now, excuse me, it’s time for me to write some birthday cards to relatives and tape a one dollar bill into each of them and send them off…