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<p dir="auto">Like plenty of local boys before him, Neil has come home to the stretch of Australian coast where he was born. Unlike most of them, he trails fame, fans and property damage in his wake. He is also a 2,200-pound elephant seal.</p>
<p dir="auto">In June, the bellowing and blubbery 5-year-old mammal hauled himself onto land for his twice-yearly tour of beachside towns in southern Tasmania state after months of feeding at sea. That’s posing problems now that he weighs as much as a small car and has a social media following more than double Tasmania’s human population.</p>
<p dir="auto">His rampage through local infrastructure has claimed bent traffic bollards, a sign warning the public about seals and a fence that did not survive Neil’s attempt to vault it. The rest of the time he lies placidly any place he likes, which is sometimes the middle of the road, bringing towns he visits to a standstill.</p>
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<p dir="auto"><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/neil-elephant-seal-australian-fans-tasmania-rcna352850" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/neil-elephant-seal-australian-fans-tasmania-rcna352850</a></p>
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