<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[You&#x27;ve heard of the headline &quot;Man Bites Dog&quot;?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">How about "Dog Shoots Woman"?</p>
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<p dir="auto">Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store</p>
<p dir="auto">Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog</p>
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<p dir="auto"><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/26/dog-shotgun-nebraska-convenience-store" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow ugc">https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/26/dog-shotgun-nebraska-convenience-store</a></p>
]]></description><link>https://wtf.coffee-room.com/topic/3657/you-ve-heard-of-the-headline-man-bites-dog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 01:50:04 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://wtf.coffee-room.com/topic/3657.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 22:58:57 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You&#x27;ve heard of the headline &quot;Man Bites Dog&quot;? on Tue, 26 May 2026 23:30:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Just sent that to a Nebraska born friend.  <img src="https://wtf.coffee-room.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f606.png?v=6fd7225a80a" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😆" alt="😆" /></p>
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